Entertainment listings

The Platform in Morecambe, music and entertainment venue.
The Platform in Morecambe, music and entertainment venue.

This week’s entertainment listings.

THURSDAY

Romeo and Juliet, the Dukes, Lancaster, 7.30pm, 01524 598500.

Andy Parsons, Live and Unleashed – But Naturally Cautious, Lancaster Grand Theatre, 8pm, £15, 01524 64695.

Quartet Storey, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, £7, 01524 64695.

Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster, 7pm NT Encore: Man and Superman (12A), £13/12 conc, 01524 598500.

Reflexions, Live More, Stress Less, Morecambe Library, 3-4.30pm, £8, 01524 812827.

Old Time Modern Sequence Dancing, the Platform, Morecambe, 2-4pm, £3.

Street Dance, Methodist Church, Norwood Drive, Torrisholme, Morecambe, 5.30pm, 07768 535228.

Nice ‘n’ Sleazy Festival 10th Anniversary, Trimpell Sports and Social Club, Out Moss Lane, Morecambe.

Nice ‘n’ Sleazy pre-event party night, Ranch House, Marine Road West, Morecambe, six punk bands, 7pm.

Tour of Lancaster’s Top Cemetery, gate lodge on Quernmore Road, 2pm, www.lancasterci​vicsociety.org.

Spotlight Writing Surgeries, Cornerstone Cafe, Sulyard Street, Lancaster, 1-3pm, £5, 01524 381642.

The Bath, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, Punk in the Bath, five bands, from 8pm.

Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, karaoke with Bob, 7.30pm.

Owl’s Nest, Bare Lane, Morecambe, quiz night, 9pm.

Joiners Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Kev.

Royal Hotel, Main street, Heysham, music quiz, 9pm.

FRIDAY

Romeo and Juliet, the Dukes, Lancaster, 11am and 7.30pm, 01524 598500.

Snake Davies and his band, Classic Sax Solos, the Platform, Morecambe, 7.30pm, £14, 01524 582803.

Quartet, Storey, Meeting House Lane, Lancaster, £7, 01524 64695.

Dukes Cinema, Lancaster, 6pm and 8.30pm Far From The Madding Crowd (12A); £6.50/5.50 conc, 01524 598500.

Funk Republik, Apothecary, Lancaster, 10.30pm-4am, DJ Steve Middlesbrough.

Warton Art and Crafts Group, Warton Church Hall, 2-4pm.

Drama Group, St Chad’s Church Hall, Skerton, Lancaster, 4pm, 07768 535228.

Nice ‘n’ Sleazy Festival 10th Anniversary, Trimpell Sports and Social Club, Out Moss Lane, Morecambe.

Ranch House, Marine Road West, Morecambe, Lancaster Bombers, 9.30pm.

William Mitchell, Westgate, Morecambe, karaoke from 8.30pm.

The Bath, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, Tears of the Dead.

Cumberland View, Heysham Road, Heysham, Andy Womak.

Smokey O’Conners, Morecambe Road West, Morecambe, karaoke, Jako, 9pm-2am.

Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Gaynor Michaels.

Owl’s Nest, Bare Lane, Morecambe, Intensely Staring Cats, 9pm.

Old Hall, Heysham Road, Heysham, Ashleigh Wood.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Deano, 2-7pm.

Joiners Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, afternoon Marlon.

Trimpell Club, Out Moss Lane, Morecambe, quiz night.

Nowhere, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke from 8pm.

The Cavern, Springfield Street, Morecambe, DJ Krazy Kev, 8pm.

SATURDAY

Romeo and Juliet, the Dukes, Lancaster, 2pm and 7.30pm, 01524 598500.

Celtic Fiddle Festival, the Platform, Morecambe, 7.30pm, £15, 01524 582803.

Dukes Cinema, Lancaster, 6.25pm Dark Horse (PG); 8.30pm Far From The Madding Crowd (12A); £6.50/5.50 conc, 01524 598500.

Dancing for all ages, St Chad’s Church Hall, Skerton, Lancaster, 07768 535228.

Love Your Zoo Week 2015, Ashton Memorial, Williamson Park, Lancaster.

Lancaster Comedy and Arts Weekend, various locations in Lancaster City Centre.

Nice ‘n’ Sleazy Festival 10th Anniversary, Trimpell Sports and Social Club, Out Moss Lane, Morecambe.

Meet the Keeper, Butterfly House, Williamson Park, Lancaster, 11am.

Teddy Bear’s Picnic and Service Day, Happy Mount Park, Bare, Morecambe, 11am-5pm, Cystic Fibrosis charity.

Felting is Fun Workshop, Heysham Nature Reserve, Money Close Lane, Heysham, 10am-3pm, Emma 01524 855030, 07717 366812.

William Mitchell, Westgate, Morecambe, live entertainment from 9pm.

Rock n Hog Roll, The Flatlanders, Cockerham Village Hall, 7.30pm, £10 adults, £5 children, 01524 793839.

Northern Soul Night, Gregson Centre, Moor Lane, Lancaster, 8pm-midnight, £3.50.

The Bath, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, Strange Love.

Ranch House, Marine Road West, Morecambe, DJ Mozzer, 8.30pm.

Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, Desiree.

Chieftain, Pedder Street, Morecambe, Songfire.

The Bull, Lines Street, Morecambe, DJ Trevor Cooke.

Joiners Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, afternoon Helen O’Neil, evening James Edgington.

Nowhere, Queen Street, 
Morecambe, karaoke from 8pm.

New Inn, Poulton Square, Morecambe, Ricky Bates on keyboard.

The Globe, Overton, Paul Stevens.

SUNDAY

Country Kickback, Platform, Morecambe, 1pm-12am, £10, 9pm, 01524 582803.

Vienna Festival Ballet 35th Anniversary Gala, Lancaster Grand Theatre, 5pm, £18/16 conc, child £10, 01524 64695.

Dukes Cinema, Moor Lane, Lancaster, 7.30pm Far From The Madding Crowd (12A); £6.50/5.50 conc, 01524 598500.

National Garden Scheme Open Garden, Clearbeck House, Higher Tatham, 11am-5pm, £4 adults, children free.

Free brass band concert with Morecambe Bay Brass celebrating Pentecost Sunday, Happy Mount Park, 2.30pm.

Cinderbarrow Railway, Cinderbarrow Picnic Site, off A6 at Yealand, 10.30am-4pm, www.lmmes.co.uk.

Love Your Zoo Week 2015, Ashton Memorial, Williamson Park, Lancaster.

Lancaster Comedy and Arts Weekend, various locations in Lancaster City Centre.

Nice ‘n’ Sleazy Festival 10th Anniversary, Trimpell Sports and Social Club, Out Moss Lane, Morecambe.

Vintage Bus Day, Morecambe Promenade, 10am-8pm.

Meet the Keeper, Butterfly House, Williamson Park, Lancaster, 11am.

The Bay Classic, Warton Stock Car Club, Sand Lane, Warton, noon-5pm, adults £10, children £5, under 10s free, Tony, 07709 746744.

Heyshambury 2015, Royal Hotel, Main Street, Heysham, 1.30-5.30pm, featuring Panda Cups and Hullabaloo, 01524 859298.

Lancaster Comedy Club, the Borough, Dalton Square, 8pm, £9 on the night, £7 advance, £12.75 meal deal, 01524 64170.

A-Wing at Lancaster Castle 1st birthday, Lancaster Castle, 8pm-3am, with Pete Tong, £30, 18+, www.skiddle.com.

Cheeki Monkeys Big Baby and Children’s Market, University of Cumbria, Bowerham Road, Lancaster, 11am-1pm.

The Bath, Northumberland Street, Morecambe, final of Battle of the Bands from 4pm, Liam Browne and the Love, Glass Poppies, Av1so, Natsuro, guest band Black Diamond.

Ranch House, Marine Road West, Morecambe, Hullabaloo.

Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, karaoke with Bob, 6pm.

Chieftain, Pedder Street, Morecambe, DJ Lyndon.

Joiners Arms, Queen Street, Morecambe, karaoke with Kev.

Royal Hotel, Main Street, Heysham, Panda Cups and Hullabaloo.

MONDAY

A staged reading of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy scripts for Towel Day, Lancaster Library, 7pm, free.

Cinderbarrow Railway, Cinderbarrow Picnic Site, off A6 at Yealand, 10.30am-4pm, www.lmmes.co.uk.

Love Your Zoo Week 2015, Ashton Memorial, Williamson Park, Lancaster, with a whole host of activities.

Lancaster Comedy and Arts Weekend, various locations in Lancaster City Centre.

Terrific Time Trail at Lancaster Maritime Museum, St George’s Quay, Lancaster, noon-4pm, all ages, 01524 382264.

Smokey O’Conners, Morecambe Street, Morecambe, Monday Club, Ricky Bates, 4pm.

Pier Hotel, Marine Road Central, Morecambe, singalong with Frank McGregor, 1-4.30pm; karaoke with Bob, 7.30pm.